A Good Time To Be Lazy - (poetry by the Droll Spectator)

So much needs done,

but not today.

I’m checking out,

but not going away.

I don’t intend

to let anything phase me.

For this is a good time

for me to be lazy.

It is a luxury,

few can afford.

Neither can I,

but I choose to be bored.

You might see me today,

but don’t ask me when,

I’m staying in bed,

until after ten.

I have no clean dishes,

but I've already figured,

I won’t bother to cook,

I’ll have meals delivered.

The house is a mess,

clutter at my feet,

but this isn't the day,

to make things look neat.

Irresponsible me,

I won’t deny it.

I’m the envy of everyone

to busy to try it.

Call me slothful,

call me crazy,

you may think it awful,

but I’m being lazy.